The Man With The Foolish Grin

Dec 20

yourplayersaidwhat:

*Wizard rolls natural 20 on a spell*

DM: As well as casting the spell your wand flies out of you hand and sticks in the goblin’s eye. You do an extra d6 damage.

Wizard: (on his next turn) I grab hold of the wand, can I pull it out?

DM: Roll strength.

*Rolls a 2*

DM: No.

Wizard: Okay, I cast my spell directly into the goblin’s skull.

*Rolls natural 20*

Dec 20

Cat Shenanigans →

yourplayersaidwhat:

Purple (A Human Barbarian): Gigi hides the cheese from the cats. Cats are not allowed to have cheese, as it gives them itchy bottoms. Gigi does not want itchy bottoms in her pub. She gives them the eggs and hopes that they get the scent and understand where to find more eggs.
(DM rolls an…

Nov 04

Growing up

Growing up is not looking for monsters under the bed, because you realize all of the monsters are in your head

Oct 17
hisandherquotes:

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Oct 17
hisandherquotes:

my blog will make you smile or cry♡

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my blog will make you smile or cry♡

Oct 17
fellfromfiction:

el-hotel-bella-muerte:

sunny-deanwinchester:

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did you just

Visual grammar jokes are my favourite

Heh heh heh

fellfromfiction:

el-hotel-bella-muerte:

sunny-deanwinchester:

togifs:

[via]

did you just

Visual grammar jokes are my favourite

Heh heh heh

Oct 16
hisandherquotes:

my blog will make you smile or cry♡

hisandherquotes:

my blog will make you smile or cry♡

Jul 31
sometimes it hurts just as much to walk away

sometimes it hurts just as much to walk away

Jul 31
Jul 31

Reblog if you ever

  • - made your self throw up
  • - starved
  • - took a razor to your skin
  • - felt like your not good enough
  • - thought about suicide
  • - attempted suicide
  • - burnt your self
  • - got bullied
  • - been called ugly/fat etc..
  • - or harmed your self in any way
  • - cried your self to sleep
  • - been abused